An Eccentric Londoner grapples with Country Living

An Eccentric Londoner grapples with Country Living

Feb 03

I’m a Londoner by rights so I shouldn’t really be in the country. And yet, here I am. I’m not even sure how I got here. Well, I do know of course I do. It’s because I couldn’t hack London In my 20’s. It was all too much. Getting monster drunk on Jack Daniels and streaking down the street wearing a traffic cone as a witches hat. Signing on and living on Cupasoup for almost a year before landing a...

Epiphany in Pink

Epiphany in Pink

Feb 18

Last Saturday my friend invited me to a ’House of Honey’ rave in Shepherds Bush. The theme was pink so I decided to come as Penelope Pitstop. As we wandered down the Uxbridge Road people gave me funny looks. ”Do I look like a man?” I asked my friend. ”Course not,” she said. ”They just don’t have Penelope Pitstop in Mogadishu.” Before the party, we went to a swanky bar and quaffed espresso...